New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Snow: Ass. *picks up her severed arm and slaps Marcus with it before jumping back and having her cats rush at him and punch him*

River: You can't ignore fire! *more fireballs fly through the portal, exploding on impact*

Snow teleports and dodges some of the fireballs and explosion* ow! Dammit! Dolls! *conjures miniature versions of herself to surround and heal her while others fly into River and explode on impact*

Marcus distracts the cats with catnip and runs over to Mecha Fierce.
Marcus:Mecha Fierce you ok?

River: What are these things? I dunno, weird is what they are. Two can play at that game! *summons a huge, three headed hell hound* Scruffy, Rex, and Mojo, go to town on those little ankle-biters!
(the hell hound lunges at the dolls, tearing them apart three at a time)
River: Great, now we- Hold on, I gotta take this. -click- what? I- *the aura around River dissipates, and she falls to the ground, onto the hell hound* OW! What the heck?!

The cats diniegrate the catnip with laser eyes and fly over to Marcus.

Mecha Fierce: Marcus, behind you!

Marcus summons a barrier of thorns to keep the cats away.

Zera uses magic to smash a huge chunk of debris into the dog's head and Zera cuts into its necks with his sword, severing one of its heads.

Zera:Such bullshit...*looks around* Everything's covered in the bio matter shit, nice. I guess I can move along then. ^ ^ Now how about you faggots lay off while I destroy the world eh? *follows the zombie horde that was generated by the mass murder*

Makon:*arrives, late* Whoa, hey guys, what happened? Oh hi Snow. ^ ^u I'm a little disappointed to see you here...

Marcus:Makon I have bad news. Your mother is dead.

River: *rubs her head* Unhh...what happened?

Makon:Oh that...that's horrible...*sighs and looks around* And by the look of it my father is extremely pissed...

Marcus:Yeah. He is. There has to be a way for help him cope.

River: Yeah! We have to help him through this!

Snow: Maybe he'll find someone new to love?
Mecha Fierce: highly doubt it, but you could be correct, Snow.
Snow: Oh well. i've had my fun anyway. Later, losers. *teleports out*

A new girl is wandering the outskirts of the town. He gel-like dress making a sloshing sound as her legs hit it while she walks.

Etea: Wow. Town looks messed up even from here.

River: Ergh, I really wanna hit that ice girl!

Marcus:Tell me about it. Mecha Fierce are you ok?

Mecha Fierce: She certainly does take after her father.

Marcus:Tell me about it. Run a diagnostic on yourself. I wanna make sure you aren't hurt.

Zera:*sees the slime girl as he walks through the outskirts with his undead horde* Woah. A slime? This is a first, for sure...hm. *walks over to her* Hey...I didn't think slimes were around anymore. Haven't seen anyone like you in a long ass time. Oh, and if you were thinking of going into the city well....nothing to see there, honestly. Place is dead.

Etea: I figured that. So what're you doing out here with that huge army of weirdos? Wait, how were you able to figure out that I'm a slime right away?

Zera:Eh? Well it's obvious- oh. Well y'see, I'm a lab experiment gone horribly wrong, so my eyes can notice shit no one else can. Plus you smell funny. No offense, I just have a hyper-sensitive sense of smell. As for what I'm doing out here with an army of the undead, I'm destroying cities, killing people, raping women, stuff like that. *pokes her* That is so cool...

Etea: So since I'm a woman, does that mean you're gonna rape me too? It'll only make sense to me. People used to rape my species all the time....Rather....My species did the raping. But you get the idea. We're sexual and stuff. But....I'm the last natural one left. We all done died out. So, can I come along with you? I wanna watch a real massacre! I've seen horror movies on TVs displayed in windows. I never had my own place to stay either. I tend to melt in my sleep.

Zera:Well I'd rape you but it sounds like it wouldn't be rape since you guys are sexual and all. Hmm...well....yeah, I guess you can come along. *goes and follows the undead*

Etea: OK! ^ ^ *follows Zera* So where are we gonna go next?

Zera:Oh I don't really know. Zombies seem to know where to head for flesh though. Probably whatever town's closest. I don't get it though, you guys are sexual and all, but you don't seem like you have any nerves to enjoy it with or anything. You guys did rape for pleasure, I'm guessing? Plus, I don't see how a rape-happy species dies out...so odd.