New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Etea: me neither. And I'm certainly not feeling any need to rape you either. I guess that's why. We just lost that urge.

River: So...anyone else bored? *pets Mojo on the head*

Mecha Fierce: We shall give Zera chase. We need to quell his anger and help him cope with his loss.

Marcus:Thanks for the assist River. And Mecha Fierce is right.

River: Something tells me he's not gonna listen to us, looking at what he did to this town...

Zera:Alright, looks like the town isn't too far. I can see it from here...oh, right. What's your name? My name's Zera.

Mecha Fierce: We never know unless we try.

Etea: Etea Mannello. I found the name on a bunch of crates and shipping supplies. or rather, i took the first letters from each of them to form my name. i was pretty much on my own all my life.

River: We'll also know if we die.

Zera:What about your parents?

Etea: Never actually seen 'em. What about you?

Zera:My parents? They sold me to science after I was mutilated beyond recognition in an accident. I think it all turned out pretty good. Supposedly my parents were nobles in the northern part of the continent.

Marcus:So Mecha Fierce how's the diagnostic going?

~A little later, city gates~

Zera:Showtime.

He blasts the huge steel doors apart, and strides in, met with heavy resistance from the police. He runs up to a rom of them and decapitates them all with a punch, gore exploding everywhere. He impales several with his sword and flings the corpses into civilians and police alike, clearing the way for his army to invade the city and overwhelm the security forces left.

Zera:So you said you don't have a place to stay? Well after I'm done with my business here. I'm growing a bit tired of this. It's...too easy.

Mecha Fierce: We should really get moving. Do not worry about me.

Etea: OK then.

Zera: So about being homeless your whole life....what, people wouldn't hire you for work or something?

Etea: I worked a while in Quartz's BattleOn store, but she eventually laid me off of work.

Zera throws Plague into the ground a fair distance away from him, the ground becoming corrupted and pestilent as in the last city.

Zera:Hm...well if you want any money while staying with me you can be a maid I suppose. I really lacking there, I only have one and she isn't very enthusiastic about it, poor girl. *inspects a strand of Etea's hair* I always thought the hair would just be an altogether mass on a slime...pretty cool.

Random Civilian:Die fucker! *swings a large hammer across the back of Zera's head*
Zera:-.-

Zera turns and takes the hammer, swinging into the civilian and spraying his organs and bones across the length of the street.

Etea: It was for a while, but after studying human hair and seeing out Quartz has hers, I decided to try and mimic human hair.

Zera:Well it certainly looks nice, you did a good job with it...*looks around* Alright, this place is done for. *several buildings collapse from the corruption* I'll take you to your new home I guess. *teleports to his mansion with her* A great view of another city I destroyed, too...*goes into the large structure*

Etea: OK. *goes inside with Zera*
Yuki: Welcome...back. *bows to Zera, red in the face*
Etea: oh, neat maid outfit. A little revealing.

Marcus:Alright. Lead the way.

Zera:Yes, nice to see you too, Yuki. *pats her on the head* As always, you are very cute. Um...alright, so I guess the first order of business is to tell you you can stay in any room you want. All of them are vacant, and all of them have maid gear since I'm assuming the only people who would live with me would be maids anyway. *gives her a pocket-sized map of the house* It tells you your location in real-time and labels all of the areas of the house. ^ ^ So if you want you can walk around, get used to the place and all.

Yuki: Shut up. Asshole.
Etea: Awwww, a tsundere maid! ^ ^ *pinches Yuki's cheeks* Aodrable.
Yuki: Knock it off.

Zera:Say what you wish Yuki, but you try anything and I'll make your antennae so sensitive that just a breeze will be torture for you. ^ ^ Now...do what you two will, I have business to attend to. *warps Makon to him* Hi there son. ^ ^
Makon:*looks around* Where? Wha? Oh, hi dad...I heard about what happened to mom...
Zera:Right to the chase eh? Well...let's talk about this somewhere else. *goes upstairs with Makon and goes into what was KFierce's toy room, now full of pictures of their younger years*
Makon:So...were you rampaging because of this?
Zera:Of course I was but...rampaging doesn't fix this. I rampage for fun. This requires something else.
Makon:Did you cry when she passed?
Zera:I started to, but I was overcome with anger, as you saw. *picks up a framed picture of him and KFierce, tears going down his face* Damn...
Makon:Well you should definitely try letting it all out...*gets hugged* O.O Well this is...unexpected. *Zera cries, although it's muffled by Makon's head* Um...*pats Zera's back* It'll be all right?

D'awww. ^ ^

Yuki: So what do you do?
Etea: i'm a slime.
Yuki: ......What do you do?
Etea: I'm a slime.
Etea: No....What do you do.
Yuki: What do-
Etea: i'm a slime.
Yuki: Shut up!
Etea: I'm just saying I'm a-*gets her head cut off*
Yuki: SHUT UP!
Etea: *the goo that was her head slides up her body and reforms her head* That was mean. *walks away from Yuki*