Love Across Hoenn

Lia: Okay, now let's-*walks a few steps and slips down a muddy slope, falling to the floor below into a big puddle of mud*

Nicole: Lia, are you okay down there?

Lia: Pheh! Ech! *spits out mud* It went in my mouth! >,< *climbs out of the mud pit wearily, covered in the filth* What I wouldn't give for a water pokemon...

Nicole: We'll look for one when we get out of this cave. Egh, it has to suck to be stuck wandering around with that mud covering you.

Lia: Yeah, it sure does. .... *sends out Lump, and whispers to him*
Lump shoots out bullet seeds at the ground Nicole is standing on, causing it to collapse, sending her into the mud pit

Nicole: *Squeaks out in surprise as she's sent falling into the mud pit* What was that for?!

Lia: For fun! Hehehe! ^^ Now we're both covered in mud!

Nicole: What's fun about being covered in mud? Yech....

Lia: I dunno, maybe we can have a sexy mud fight?

Nicole: I'd rather not....

Lia: *crosses her muddy arms* Hmph. Fine...
Eventually, they find their way out of the cave system, through a cave exit leading out to a secluded beach
Lia: Finally! Fresh air, blue sky! I'm so happy to be out of that stupid cave!

Nicole: Oh yes, so glad to feel fresh air and sunlight. Now to get this mud off of me. *Goes into the water*

Lia: Me too! *strips off her muddy clothes, and joins Nicole in the water* I need new clothes, too...

Nicole: Hopefully there's something in town.

Lia: If there isn't...we'll just have to wear our bikinis until we get to Slateport...

Nicole: Hope we don't have to do that.

Later, in town, they find no clothing store in sight
Lia: ....Dammit....bikinis it is...

Nicole: Of course there aren't any clothing stores....

Lia: Dam. Well I guess we have to stay in these bikinis...let's see if the gym's open yet.

Nicole: Yeah, might as well. Pokemon Center first, though.

Lia: Oh yeah! Our Pokemon must be really tired...I am, too.

Nicole: Yeah, anyone would be tired after wandering through that cave....

Lia: Okay and real talk? If they have a hot tub I'm totally gettin' in that shit.

Nicole: Oh yeah, same here.

(In the pokemon center)
Nurse: Your Pokemon should be all healed up and ready to go in about an hour. Come back soon. By the way....why are you two in bikinis?
Lia: Long story. Don't ask. Hey, do you guys have a hot tub?
Nurse: A hot tub...in a pokemon center? Er...no, but there's a bath right by the restrooms for trainer use.