Love Across Hoenn

Nicole: What? You don't remember the guy who kidnapped you in order to force me to pay ransom?

Lia: ....Oh yeah! That weird guy and his Metagross!
Flannery: That's nice of you to be so considerate. But you don't need to worry about a certified gym leader. *crosses her arms* I'd be happy to be with you two.

Nicole: I'm sure you would be happy with us, but this guy's pokemon are super freaking strong. Also, what about your gym duties?

Flannery: I said not to worry about me. And I'll tell you what; you beat me in a gym battle, and I'll give you two badges and a night with me. How about it?
Lia: Yeah! Nicole?

Nicole: Sure thing, and if you win?

Flannery: You lose some money, and go heal up at a Pokemon Center like always. *shrugs* I'm not gonna make you guys do anything weird.

Nicole: Well that's nice to know.

Flannery: Well then. Double battle, is it? Let's get this started! *sends out a Slugma and a Numel*
Lia: Alright! *sends out her Sandshrew* Let's get 'er, Andrew!

Nicole: Chomp, you're up! *Sends out her Trapinch*

Flannery: These are the ground types you found in the desert, huh? *smirks* Guys, you know what to do!
Numel uses Sunny Day, and Slugma uses Rock throw on Sandshrew
Lia: Sandshrew! Uh...M-magnitude?
Sandshrew squeezes out a magnitude 3, barely shaking the two enemy Pokemon.
Lia: Aw...

Nicole: Chomp, use Rock Tomb!
Chomp spits out several large rocks, burying the slugma.

The slugma overheats, melting the rocks, and tossing the burning rocks at Chomp
Lia*furiously studying her Pokedex*: Uhh...Sandy, use fury swipes!
Sandshrew waddles over to the Numel and scratches at his side, but gets knocked back by a stomp attack
Lia: Oh no!

Nicole: Uh.... Chomp, Sand Tomb them.
Chomp belches out a massive cloud of sand that buries Flannery's two pokemon.

Lia: Aw man, your pokemon is cooler than mine! Let's switch!

Nicole: No, I'm not trading Chomp. I'm gonna make the pain of catching him into good use.

Lia: Aww...
Flannery: Look alive, lovebirds!
Lia: Eh?
Slugma uses overheat again, damaging Chomp and knocking out Sandy
Lia: Oh no! *recalls her Sandshrew*

Nicole: Use another Rock Tomb, Chomp!
Her trapinch spits up several more rocks, burying the Slugma again.

Lia: Go, Cotton! *sends out her Swablu* Use mist!
Lia's swablu expels a white mist from his mouth over the arena, shrouding it*
Lia: There, now we have some cover!
Flannery: Heh. Numel, use yawn! *The numel yawns loudly so that the other pokemon hear it* There, now when your pokemon try to attack, they'll fall asleep, and this mist won't last forever.

Nicole: ... *Recalls Chomp and switches over to Gardevoir* Use Psychic, Kara!
Kara nods and starts to glow that sends the Numel flying into a wall.

Lia: Ooh, good idea! *recalls her Swable and sends out Sableye* Crystal, use night shade on that Slugma! *Crystal jumps into a shadow, then the shadow goes over to Slugma and attacks the Slugma, KOing it*
Flannery: Hm. Well done. *recalls both her Pokemon*
Lia: Yay, we did it!
Flannery: Not so fast! *sends out her Torkoal* You ain't seen nothin yet!

Nicole: We can handle it. Use Psychic again, Kara!
Kara nods again, the glow enveloping his body as he lifts the Torkoal up and slams it down.

The torkoal barely looks affected
Flannery: Flamethrower! *The torkoal suddenly looks to Crystal, and blasts her with flames*
Lia: Eh?! Umm...detect! Protect yourself!
Flannery: Too late. Smokescreen!
Just as the mist starts to fade, Torkoal shoots out a black smoke that covers the arena

wasn't the sableye Nicole's?

Nicole: You have any ideas, Lia?

shit you right. Then just replace Sableye with Aron and night shade with headbutt or some shit idgaf

Lia: Perhaps we should confuse her by running away!

Nicole: We can't run away from a Gym battle, Lia. *Turns back to her Gardevoir* Kara, keep using Psychic until you get a result.
Kara nods and blasts the Torkoal again.