Lore: Dierce of the Darkness(Screw you idiots)

"The beauty of magic. You just have to love something that defies the laws of nature and physics."

When most of the armies were dead, he teleported both of them to the castle's front gate and blew it apart.

"Like you do?"

Dierce conjured her black serrated dagger and a black scarf around her neck.

"Yep."

He draws Plague in sickle form and through the dust created by the explosion, a line of soldier can be seen charging toward them. Zera uses a spell to impale some off them and jumps at the group, cutting some down as he does.

Dierce sighs and launches hardened shadows through the heart of a soldier that comes near her, her dagger absorbing its life energy.

A few slashes later, Zera continues down the hall, busting down a barricade and killing more soldiers.

"Ok, Mr. Strong Man. Just go to town on these guys. I'll get any that escape."

"Awesome. I hope you don't have to kill any, then.", he smiled with a blood-stained grin as he finished off the last soldier in the group. He used magic to make the castle's walls begin to cave it, while leaving a path towards the wintry artifact. He killed any stragglers he saw as he advanced.

Dierce continued on, following Zera as her dagger continued to absorb the life energies from the passing bodies as Zera killed them.

"Ah, here we are.", he picked up the artifact, and the snow around the area began to melt. He coated it in a magic-nullifying aura and walked back.

"We're done here, finally. I guess we'll go to the forest or something. Maybe spend some time at a lake? I only say this since you might be bored with this, and cuz there's another artifact in an area like that."

"OK, we can go to the lake. Besides, I don't really look forward going home to a jack ass anyway.

Zera teleported them to a large lake, where several large aquatic fauna can easily be seen. He sat at the shore and cast magic that killed a few of them, using magic to drag them to the shore.

"Yay, food."

"What the hell are these things you just killed? I've never seen these before."

"Just fish, basically."

He threw them into a fire he made using magic and began to cook them.

"Oh, they're fish? Wow. I usually had sharks or battle whales as far as seafood go. But I do love the occasional dinner of grilled mermazon.

"Well, these things are basically leviathans, but I call'em fish."

"OK. Makes sense that way then. Still pretty weird looking."

"No doubt. Well, you can eat them whenever. I just eat to taste stuff."

"Wow. OK then." She sits down next to Zera and starts eating a bit of the fauna.

Zera:So....why don't you wanna go back home, I mean, why do you dislike that guy?

Dierce: Because he ran out on me. Is that a good enough excuse?

Zera:Well, I guess. I don't think it's that bad. If I almost got my ass kicked I'd wanna ditch someone too.

Dierce: But he also let me get raped by your psychotic horny sword. Thanks to that thing, I'm not a virgin anymore and it made me look like a slut.

Plague:Sure did. ^ ^
Zera:Ah, aside from rape, he's also a comedian. *stabs it into a holy tree*
Plague:OW!

Dierce: *giggles* I guess you'd call it comedy for misfortunes to befall things like Plague.

Zera:Yeah, it's funny sometimes.But he fancies himself one when he makes fun of others.