Moemon Adventures: Magma and Aqua

Zorua: Why are we going here?

Purrloin: Hmm... my sense of direction is telling me that Rustboro city lies just across this ocean! *runs off into the water*

Zorua: Hey Purrloin! We should wait until we get a boat or something first!

Joltik:*hugs Zorua*Thank you. I felt bad for that Kirlia though.

Zorua: Hey, she had it coming for taking you hostage, buddy. *hugs Joltik*

Lopunny: ...... *Takes the map and looks at it* Well, map says we head north through the forest.

Joltik:The only Bug type move I know is Spider web. That wouldn't have helped me get away,

Zorua: Well I'm sure you'll learn another bug type move soon enough.
Stunky: north through what forest?

Purrloin: Harumph. FINE. *goes back to the group* We'll go through the forest then!

(later, trekking through the forest)
Purrloin: You and that map. You don't need a map! Just a pair of eyes, feet, and a good sense of direction, like mine!

Joltik smiles.
Joltik:And you are very cute. *blush*

Zorua: Awww, thanks, Jolty. ^ ^ But uh, we should focus on the journey first.

Purrloin: Yes! Adventure is what's most important here! Among other things...
(a Shroomish jumps in front of them, with a worried look on her face)
Shroomish: oh! you startled me there! Oh please, you've got to help me!

Joltik:Right. So why do we let someone with no sense of direction take the lead.To be honest it seems stupid.

Zorua: What do you need help with, miss?
Stunky: Did you lose something?

Shroomish: I'm being harassed by some ruffian! A Carvannah! She's after my Devon Goods!
Purrloin: ._. Your what?
Shroomish: My GOODS, man! C'mon!
(the Carvannah runs out of the brush)
Carvannah: THERE you are! Hand over your goods!

Zorua: No! You stay away! *pounces the carvannah and rakes her with fury swipes*

Joltik:Let me handle this.*Wraps he Carvannah up with Spider web ans shocks the crap out of it with a thunder bolt.*

Carvannah: Argh! Lemme go and do more crimes!
Purrloin: No! Stop harassing innocent people!
Carvannah: How do you know this Shroomish is innocent, huh? I saw her lighting up a fat one!
Shroomish: HEY! They just legalized marijuana in Johto! Only a matter of time until they legalize it here. >,>
Purrloin: ....
Carvannah: Screw this! *bites her way out of the web, and then throws off Zorua, her rough skin causing her damage*
Purrloin: Oh no you don't! *pursues Carvannah, but gets hurt from her rough skin* Damn!
Carvannah: Ha! Can't hurt me without getting hurt yourself!

Joltik shocks the Carvannah again.

Zorua: Ouch. You're probably right, ma'am. But that won't stop me from trying! *tries to use Leer but it doesn't work* Huh? ....It seems I forgot Leer when i learned Fury Swipes. Oh well. this is gonna hurt my hand but it'll be worth it! *scratches the carvannah and afterward holds her hand from the pain* Ow... *a green burst of light envelops her and she no longer feels any pain* Huh?
Audino: You guys just keep attacking her! I'll heal your wounds from here!

Carvannah: Uh-oh.
Purrloin: Awesome! *lunges at Carvannah, and fury swipes her, while cringing from the pain*
Carvannah: ugh...*faints*
Purrloin: aha! Another victory for Team Dai-Purrloin! Oww...
Shroomish: Team What? *laughs*
Purrloin: -_-

Audino uses refresh on Purrloin.
Zorua: I dunno. Forget his fantasies, ma'am. So what exactly was that lady after? And what's with the weird get up she's wearing?

Shroomish: *shrugs* I'unno. But she stole the goods! And handed them to an accomplice, who ran off to the north, to Rustboro City!
Purrloin: 'Fantasies'?!

Zorua: Aw come on, like we'll ever be a part of team "Dai-Purrloin". it just sounds too weird.

Joltik:Yeah. It does seem stupid.