Moemon Adventures: Magma and Aqua

Purrloin: No it doesn't, it's awesome! It's a perfect name that reflects the sheer manliness this team has to offer!

Stunky: .....But there's three women here.
Audino: Yeah.....I doubt I could do anything good for the team besides healing.

Lopunny: What were those parts for anyway?

Purrloin: Hey, you don't have to be male to be manly! *goes over to Zorua* Like my dad always said, "It's not who we are that defines us, it's what we do."
Shroomish: *to Lopunny* You think I know? Heck! I was just told to get them safely to our labs!

Zorua: I guess your dad might have been right. But I don't know.

Joltik:*annoyed with Purrloin*Let's get these parts where they need to go before something else happens.

Stunky: Joltik? Something wrong?

Joltik:Just that he has no sense of direction and he leads the group. He came up with that goofy name. And he has no idea what he's doing.

Stunky: Are you jealous of Purrloin then?
Audino: How are feeling, Lopunny? Anything hurt on you at all?

Joltik:No. It's Just I think Zorua or you could do a better job.

Lopunny: No, but thanks for the concern Audino.

Stunky: Well I'm trying as hard as I can for this team. I'm sorry if I'm not doing well enough, Jolty.
Audino: Okay then. I guess we should wait for the others and get going.

Joltik:*hugs Stunky* Don't talk like that you're doing great.

Stunky: Thanks Jolty. I just wanna be a good friend to everyone here is all.

Joltik:And you are. I just wish Purrloin wasn't an idiot.

Stunky: I'm sure you'll grow used to Purrloin, Jolty. I didn't like Zorua when we first met. now look at us. We're inseparable.

Joltik:Yeah she's amazing.*smiles*

Razor, stop with the hate. Purrloin's lack of direction and everything is for comedic effect. If everyone was perfect for their assigned role, then the story would be boring.

Purrloin: -_- Y'know, I'll ignore that, Joltik. Only 'cuz yer so cute! *noogies him*
Shroomish: hey...any of you wanna light one up?

Zorua: I'd rather light you up if I knew any fire moves.
Stunky: I don't think either of us can, Zorua. Let's just get going.

Joltik:Yeah lets move, We have things to do.

Zorua: Right. Let's go.

~Rustboro City~
(the heroes find themselves in the sprawling, yet earthy, Rustboro City, and after searching, they conclude that the ne'er-dowel has fled east, into Rusturf Tunnel. And that's where we find our heroes now: outside the tunnel!)
Purrloin: Are you sure we're going the right way? I still think we should go back over the ocean!

Zorua: Well it's just through here, it looks. Let's get going then.

Purrloin: *sighs* Well, if you say so...
(an old Seaking approaches them, looking distraught)
Seaking: Oh, please, you've got to help me! My wife Wingull is in the tunnel, being held captive by some ruffian!

Lopunny: Oh Arceus, you poor man. We'll go look for her.