Moemon Adventures: Magma and Aqua

Nincada: Who cares about breast size?.?

Stunky: She does.
Zorua: Men like bigger breasts.
Stunky: not really all the time.
Zorua: Whatever, let's go.

Lopunny: Sure. And don't worry Zorua, they probably will.

Zorua: Fine. *goes after Audino*

Lopunny smiles happily as the normal type follows Zorua and Audino.

Joltik: Why are you so self Conscious Zorua. You're pretty. Much Prettier than Audino.

Shroomish: Oh, and if you get those goods back, please deliver them to Capt. Lapras in Slateport!
Purrloin: Right! Don't worry about a thing! We'll take care of it all!
~west of Petalburg, at old Mr. Seaking's boathouse~
Purrloin: WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

Audino: Oh hush, we're going the right way.
Zorua: Maybe that seaking can give us a boat?
Stunky: Well if he can, it'll be a boat with a ho.
Zorua: What is that supposed to mean?
Stunky bursts out laughing.

Nincada: Planning on farming any on the boat?.?
Seaking: *comes out of the house* Oh hello adventurers! *tosses them the keys to his boat* Here, the keys to my boat! Don't lose them!

Joltik glares at Stunky before boarding.

Audino: You're just going to give it to us?
Stunky; But....Who can drive the darn thing?
Audino: my father was a sailor. He taught me how to man a boat before.
Stunky: Well there we have it. Audino to the rescue again.

~on the high seas~

Purrloin: Uh...s-s-so are you guys...s-sure this is the right way? *cowers in a corner of the cabin* I-I-I don't like the water...

Lopunny: Yes, I'm sure this is the right way.
Lopunny smiles cutely as the it (there aren't any gender neutral pronouns in the English language) kneels down and hugs Purrloin.
Lopunny: And there's no need to be scared. ^^

Purrloin: We could drown!
Nincada: We won't-
(the ship rocks slightly, and outside, many Tentacools climb up on deck)
Nincada: Uh-oh...
Purrloin: *peers out a window* They don't look friendly...

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Zorua: Joltik, can you shoo these tentacools away, please? I'm trying to read this map with Stunky.

Nincada: *sighs* I'll take care of them. *runs out onto the deck*
Tentacool: Hand over your treasure!
Nincada: ..we don't have any.
Tentacool: then...We'll kidnap you , I guess.
Nincada: ...no thanks! Oh! I found this HM back in Rustboro, I should try it out... *takes out what looks like an MP3 Player, and starts listening to it*
Tentacool: Hey! Cut that out! *advances on Nincada*
Nincada: My pleasure. *discards the device, then a katana appears at Nincada's waist, then she grabs it, and Cuts Tentacool's head off after smacking away her hand*

Lopunny: Ew, did you have to faint her like that Nincada?

Joltik:Yeah it was alittle much*Shocks two more.*

"Shocks the crap out of".... So you made it so that Joltik electrocuted them so hard that all of the excrement being held in their bowels just fell all out at once. Disgusting, razor.

Stunky: And here you are electrocuting them and calling decapitation too much?
Zorua: Hey at least they haven't boarded properly yet, I don't think.

(most of the tentacool flee, while a Tentacruel climbs aboard)
Tentacruel: Did you just kill one of my daughters?!
Nincada: Yeah. Why?
Tentacruel: You must die! I'll kill you all and claim your ship for myself! *lunges at Nincada*
(Nincada leaps out of the way)
Nincada: I uh..might need some help here, guys! *gets wrapped by her tentacles, which are coming out of the Tentacruel's hair*

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Joltik:You send your daughters to attack ships. Talk about bad parenting.

Audino: Less parenting lecturing, more getting it off the ship, Jolty!

Joltik follows her off.

She ain't going nowhere, she meant to get the blasted intruder off the boat! That's what she meant.

Audino: Gosh I can't concentrate like this. *punches a tentacool in its face and sends it flying off the boat*

Joltik shocks another few Tentacools.