Star vs the Forces of Evil story

(later, on a lazy saturday, Sky is shifting to laying down in different places in the living room, each time saying "bored" in a long, drawn-out way)
Sky(sitting on the floor with her legs on the couch): Booooored. SALI!!

Sali: *Walking into the room* What is it, Sky?

Sky: IIIII'm......*inhales* BOOOOOOORED! Let's do something fun!

Sali: Sorry, wish I could help but I got kendo practice coming up.

Sky: Ugh! Why do you have to practice when you already know it?

Sali: Because Keith's always rubbing in how much better he thinks he is than me.

Sky: Keeeeeiiiith...will he be there?

Sali: Unfortunately yes. Ugh.... *Groans in annoyance*

Sky: Yes! Sky Rainbow is taking kando! *turns her wand into a giant, glittering claymore* Let's go!

Sky: It's kendo, and you're not taking that giant claymore there.

Sky: Aw, why not? It's a sword thing!

Sali: Bamboo only, we're not fighting to the death in these things.

Sky: Well I don't even know what bamboo is! Do you have a spare sword thingie?

Sali: Yeah, I got a spare one.

Sky: *her eyes get all glittery and shiny, and she gasps* Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

Sali: Sure thing.
She grabs a bamboo sword from the wall rack and hands it to Sky.
Sali: Just be careful with that thing, okay?

Sky: Hmm...no offense, but it's kinda drab. Oh, I know! *uses her wand to decorate the bamboo sword with rainbows and glitter* There we go! ^^

Sali: Whatever suits you, Sky.

Sky: EeeeeLET'S GO! 
(at the kendo...dojo? Sky bursts through the door doing cartwheels, then looks around) 
Sky: Okay....where's Keith...

Sali: He's probably on his way....

Sky: Alright, so when do we start hitting people with our swords?

Sali: When the instructor gets here.

(the instructor enters the dojo, an overweight guy with a ponytail and a fedora, in a black karate outfit with a red belt)
sensei: Good afternoon class, sorry I'm late. Are we ready to begin?

Sali: Might as well before Keith gets here... *Scowls in disgust at the mention of his name*

Sky: Wait, we can't leave unless all the students are here!
sensei: Who are you?
Sky: My name is Skyyy Rainbow! I'm a princess from another dimension! 
sensei: ....Okay...