VKRE (RWBY story)

Valerie: It's cuz you're a predator faunnus. *shrugs* Whatever, alright? Forget it. *slams her fork down, which launches a few chunks of tomato at Nadia's face* .....er....

Nadia: Not gonna react to that.... -,- *Goes back to eating*
Natalie: Oh sure, you don't...
She grabs her oatmeal and tosses it at Valerie, hitting her face with a satisfying 'splat'.

gonna assume you meant Valerie lol

Valerie: ...... *the oatmeal slides off her face, leaving behind sticky oats and a shocked expression*
Sangmu: Okay, so...everyone's thinking the same thing?
Yuri: Seems so.
Kara: What are you guys talking about?
Valerie: *grabs two whole tomatoes off the table, then chucks them both at Nadia, then jumps up on the table* FOOD FIIIIIIGHT!
Kara: oh no...

Rana: Oh yes!
She grabs some bacon and sausages and tosses them at some random students while Natalie chucks some eggs around.
Nadia sighs and wipes the tomatoes off of her and goes back to eating, trying very hard not to draw attention to herself.

Sangmu: *springs back and grabs a baguette from another table, then runs up onto the table to strike Valerie, who blocks it with a tray*
Kara: Well...this does seem pretty fun...*picks up an omelette and flings it at Natalie like a grenade*

Natalie kicks a tray up into the air just in time to block the omelette, and teleports a few feet away to kick up a bunch of silverware and bowls, and tosses them back at Kara and also at Rana. Rana manages to duck below the attack and tosses some pancakes at Sangmu.

(Kara backflips, dodging the dishes, then picks up a line of link sausages and uses it to whip Sangmu. Sangmu blocks away the pancakes, and uses his baguette to block the sausages so that they wrap around it like a tether-ball, then jerks away the sausages)
Kara: Rrrgh....fine! *picks up another baguette, and she and Sangmu duel*
Valerie: *picks up two huge pancakes* Just like my discs...too bad I can't control them....any more than this! *flings the pancakes like frisbees at Natalie*

Natalie picks up a knife and throws it, stabbing at all the pancakes and sending them flying off to where Nadia's still eating; the girl looks at the knife and pulls some of the pancakes off and adds them to her plate.
Natalie: Would you stop eating and help us out?
Nadia: No, now quit bugging me.
Rana: >.> *Tosses a bunch of biscuits and hard boiled eggs, KOing Marko and the other members of his team* Ha! Nailed it!

Valerie: Oh, nice. *gets splatted by a glob of oatmeal tossed out of a bowl by Yuri*
(Sangmu, after slowly losing his duel, activates his semblance and gets several hard hits on Kara in a seconds, then finishes it off by smashing her back into a pillar in the back of the cafeteria, knocking it over, and KOing her)

Rana: Kara! *Grabs some croissants and tosses them like boomerangs at Sangmu*

Sangmu: *knocks them aside easily, then sprints at Rana and starts jabbing her with the baguette*
(Valerie tosses a tray on a table, then jumps on top of it to grind it all the way to the kitchen, where she finds the cafeteria's stock of eggs, which she uses as ammunition against Yuri, Sangmu, Natalie, and Nadia)

Natalie teleports out of the way of the eggs while Nadia just casually moves to the side to avoid them.
Nadia: I just said to leave me out of it. >.>
Ellie: Fine. *Throws a bunch of grapefruits at Sangmu and Yuri*

(Yuri leaps over a table at Ellie, and chucks some old bananas at her, while Sangmu breaks his baguette in half fighting Rana)

Ellie grabs a baguette and swats the bananas aside with it before grabbing at a grapefruit and throwing it at him.
Rana: Ha, you broke your weapon!
She kicks Sangmu away and stabs a couple of knifes into a pair of cantaloupes, charging him as she wields them like hammers.

Sangmu: Ah! *grabs a chain of sausage links and whips them at Rana's legs, trying to trip her*

Rana leaps over the sausages and at Sangmu, slamming her cantaloupe hammers into him.

(Sangmu dodges the first melon, but gets smacked across the face with the second, then whips the sausages around to try and knock away the hammers)

The sausages knock one of the hammers out of Rana's hands, but she uses her now free hand to grab at them and yank them out of Sangmu's hands.

Sangmu: ...Aw...I was using those.
Yuri: *sighs, and tosses Sangmu a huge sub sandwich* Here.
Sangmu: Hey, thanks! *whips around and slaps Rana across the face with the sub*

The hit knocks Rana back a couple feet, but otherwise doesn't effect her.
Rana: You hit me with a sammich? *Lashes out at him with the sausages*

Sungmu: Ergh!
Yuri: *sighs, then slams his leg down on a table, sending all the food items flying, then kicks each item, meat pies, bowls of oatmeal, and assorted fruits at Rana and Kara, then grabs a watermelon in preparation to throw it*

A baguette flies into Yuri's face like a thrown spear, drawing attention to Ellie who throws more baguettes and several jelly donuts.

Yuri: Eh? *gets floored by the stale baguettes, then the jelly donuts splat on top of him on the floor* .... *sighs* Wouldn't have had to go through this stuff if I went to Beacon instead...
Sangmu: *grabs the watermelon Yuri had, and chucks it at Ellie* Give up, you're outnumbered!
(Valerie comes out of the kitchen, armed to the teeth with sausage links wrapped around her chest like ammunition belts, baguettes strapped to her back, dumpling grenades, and ketchup/mustard bottles in each hand)
Valerie: Wouldn't count on it. *spits* It's about to get real messy in here.

Rana: I take it that it's time to take cover, Val?

Valerie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs over to them and sprays ketchup and mustard everywhere, all over Natalie and Nadia*