In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

John:I always thought I only looked good in those. ^ ^u

Ryan: Well you did look great in the suit you wore on the cruise. ^ ^

John:Aw, thanks...no Path, he does NOT want the D. BAD PATH. Get off, we have a pod cast soon anyway, you don't wanna be banned again do you? >,>

Ryan: Why would I want the D anyway? It'll hurt me.

John:Why would a dick hurt you again?.?

Ryan: tight ass being forced apart by a penis for the first time it's ever had anything shoved into it.

John:.//.u Well, that's what lubricant and being careful is for...not that we should be talking about this on stream or anything.

Ryan: *laughs* We really shouldn't be talking about it. Especially while playing yogventures. Cuz i just died, ha ha. *giggles*

John:"Yeah! This isn't a porno!" >,> Jesse, you get the hell off too, you aren't funny. Go on the podcast and stall. Talk about how the universe is a bunch of little dots or something. No chat, drugs did not do that to him, he's just an idiot.

Ryan: Eh, I'm sure all your friends are idiots.

John:All of'em but Vaslim. He's just an odd guy. The most normal one, yep...to think, only reason they aren't slaving 8+ hours a day with no hope for retirement is they... know me. ^ ^ Hehe. I changed all of their lives because I wanted to be the laziest, but wealthiest bastard on earth. Came far from that last bit, but I'm making more than someone like me should be, that's for sure....fuck! Nopenopenopenope die. *kills a monster* >,> I've been almost dead for half an hour. This is such crap.

Ryan: Yeah I know, it's kinda mean. This game. Unless I'm terrible at it and don't realize it.

John:Yeah...but I'm so good I can live off of nothing. ^ ^ ....okay, guess I'm doing a podcast and this at the same time. Lemme just get my greeting out of the way. *clears throat* Hello weed-growing slaves in Canada and part-time douchebags!" *mutes mic* Okay, done. I never talk during those things anyway...*casts a spell to make a group of enemies fight amongst each other and fill up a bottle of water in-game* It's an alright game though. Kinda retro for this day and age though, eh? It's like 15 years old now...

Ryan: Yeah, it really is. But it hasn't aged that much since it released, I'd say.

John:Yeah...indie games are interesting, eh? They try to imitate the quality of the first games ever created, and look great doing it, in contrast to triple-A games that basically play more like movies than an actual game, and graphics are all the matters. It feels like the mainstream publishers are trying to turn gaming into interactive movie-watching instead of actual gaming.

Ryan: Yeah, i remember when the PS4 and Xbox One were coming out and all the games they were showing were just interactive movies with very limited if any gameplay. Just seemed like Nintendo games at the time were the only ones that had any actual gameplay to them.

John:Xbox One didn't even really want in the game business anymore. They were turning their console into a vcr, basically...not that many people know what a VCR is anymore.

Ryan: yeah. An "entertainment system" rather than a specific game console.

John:Yeah, oh well. Now they're with Netflix and it's all about Nintendo and Sony...I'm actually gonna play that game I got for you now. I wanna be somewhat prepared before we play together...plus I died. =.=

Ryan: Alright, you can go ahead and play the game ahead of me. I'll just make me a nice castle.

John:Yeah. I never got to play this anyway. ^ ^

Ryan: Yeah, looks like it'll be fun for us.

John:=.= Ugh, I wish I could talk about this. At least they included stuff from...everywhere in this one.

Ryan: I guess so. I dunno, I'll have to see after the stream.

~Slightly Later~
John:Well, going to sleep. =.= *saunters off to bed*