In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

Ryan: *takes his mouth off and goes back to stroking* I'm just doing what I feel you might like. ^ ^

John:Well, it's very good...well now I can't wait to get home, because I really wanna use those bike shorts on you. ^///^u Ugh...=///=

Ryan: I doubt they'd work with my erection but it's worth trying anyway. *goes back to sucking him off like he was before*

John:Yeah, I'd just rub it and tease it until you got a boner or somethiiiiiing....*moans*....

Sometime later, he cums into Ryan mouth, relaxing and panting some.

John:Whew....that was amazing. ^///^

Ryan: ....*gulps* Phe. Well that was certainly an interesting experiment.

John:*still breathing a little heavily* Yeah...*sighs* Hehe. Well I hope it was better than you though it'd be. ^ ^

Ryan: Honestly I didn't have any expectations for this, yet your job on me was still unexpected. I also can't expect anything I've never experience before anything.

John:Hm...although maybe stroking or performing a blowjob on you would work while you wore pantyhose, since they stretch so well...but yeah. I'm glad you seemed to like it. I just thought you might've had some estimates for how good it would feel and stuff.

Ryan: Hm. yeah, you're right about the pantyhose thing. But yeah, I've came with nothing and I came knowing everything. *snorts* Hehehe.

John:Hehe. ^ ^ Daw...wow, it's still 6 in the morning, too...huh. But I can't really sleep either. Crap. *hugs Ryan, cuddling up to him* Oh well.

Ryan: *cuddles up to John* I know. It's rough for you. Having a hangover must suck, but at least there's no missing person involved.

John:Heheh, yeah.

~Later, in the hallways outside of their room~

John:....what do you mean Vaslim's missing?
Path:I dunno man, I just know that when me and Jesse woke up, he was fuckin' gone, man!
John:Well...let's go on without him?
Jesse:No Pyro, we gotta go find him!
John:You guys can simulate The Hangover by yourselves, I wanna hit E3 so me and Ryan can finally go home.
Path:You nigger!
John:>,>
Jesse:Come on, man. Old time's sake and all the jazz?
John:*sighs* FINE. -.- Let's go Ryan...
Jesse:He's kinda quiet, eh?
John:He's just shy. 

~Car, with Path and Jesse in the front and John and Ryan in the back~

John:*looks to Ryan* So, no missing person involved, eh? ^ ^u

Ryan: At least you had the least of this apparently. *leans against John*

John:Yep. *hugs and strokes Ryan's hair* So, how do you think your audience'll like E3? Met any fans here, by the way? You have a fair number after all.

Ryan: I actually have. I met someone...*digs into his pocket, unintentionally rubbing and pressing himself against John* Who gave me... *pulls out an espeon keychain* A homemade espeon keychain. Made just for me. I also got fanart and stuff from others who came up and I posed for a lot of pictures. Might even get more if we go back at some point.

John:Well then, let's hope we can get this over w-
Path:Hey, I think I saw him...
Jese:Is he...hugging a cactus...?
John:....*facepalm* Why...why are so many of my friends retarded...

Ryan: Well on the bright side John, this didn't take that long.

John:Yeah. But....still a waste of time.

~E3~

John:Well...where did you meet your fan? Maybe he told others and they're gathered where he found you?

Ryan: Over by a statue of a spaceman. 8looks up around the are* Oh hey, I see the rifle barrel. This way. *puts his arm under John's arm and starts walking toward the statue and they arrive to a whole group of people* Oh wow! So many of you turned up! ^ ^ Well everyone, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend. Say hello to my loyal viewers. *giggles*

John:Uh....hi. ^ ^u *awkwardly and lazily waves*

Ryan: Don't worry, I've never met these people either. ^ ^
Ryan: So yeah these are my bolts. Cuz you know Arcus means arrows so they're my bolts like crossbow bolts. Al they're all a small fraction of my bolt hail which is what I call my total fanbase. So who here always attends my streams?
A bunch of people raise their hands.
Ryan: Oh man a lot of you! So yeah this guy is the disembodied voice in a lot of my streams. Just so you guys know that he's real. At least I sure hope he's real.

John:....^ ^u I'm good with new people just not....this many new people...

Ryan: I know, because I have you, I'm feeling cumfy. i mean, if you were to go away right now and get like a hot dog or something, I'd be stuttering like porky pig. So hey, what do you think we should do for these people? Oh right, I gotta have this on my channel. *gets out his camera and turns it on, facing him and he does his usual video intro before turning the camera to the group of people who cheer* Yeah! You guys came out and surprised me today! I mean wow! I meet one of you guys the other day and the next day I just look for the place from before and whole bunch of you guys came out! thank you all so much!

John:^ ^ Hehe. Wow, this is so cool...*drinks of a bottle of water* Would kinda such if Path came around now...I mean surely some of your fans here are fans of him, too...

Ryan: Well then I'd have to edit his mug out. *giggles as he turns the camera off* Well guys, i wish I had stuff to give you all. Guess autographs'll do though. *gets a sharpy out of his bag and starts signing random things* My hand's gonna hate me but your things are gonna love me!