In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

John:^ ^...*looks around* Hm....? Oh. Ok. *starts signing stuff* ^ ^u Didn't expect to have to autograph anything today....

Ryan: What's there not to expect? You're my boyfriend, of course they want autographs from the man I'm seeing.

John:Yeah...of course. ^ ^u 
Fan:Sign my bike shorts! ^ ^
John:...right. *chuckles* Oh, people are crazy...

Ryan: Aw you want me to sign your shirt? oh wow! It's one of my shirts! Bonus points! ^ ^ *signs a fan's shirt*

John:You want me to sign a leg on your pantyhose?.? But they're so dark...a black- oh, thanks. *signs with a white, glittering marker* Hm. Wonder if there are any traps in the crowd, eh? I mean they're so rare though...

Ryan: Well there's me. ^ ^

John:RIght, of course. *sighs* Still a little sad how needlessly rare they are. -.-u

Ryan: Yeah, but that's what makes us traps more precious. Because we're so few in number.

John:Yeah...but all the poor, ignorant people that have no idea a man can be beautiful is painful to deal with. =.= Everyone's just so surprised when they find out you're male, if they even do.

Ryan: Yeah I know. God, i haven't written this much since high school!

John:^ ^u yeah...although you have more fans than I do...I didn't write anything in high school. Hehe. Just slept through it all.

Ryan: I wrote a lot in high school since I did keep a book to write in so yeah, I wrote a ton in high school.

John:Hm.

~A day later, back home, skippyskipskip~

John:*lays on the sofa after letting go of his luggage* Never again. =.= I hate traveling...blegh.

Ryan: Yeah. But the con was fun though. I enjoyed it. got to see a lot of games, got to hear about press conferences and even got to have a fan meet up. Impromptu, but a fan meet up nonetheless. Ah, my bolts are such good fans. So tolerant and polite.

John:Mhm...and Path never raped you, which is wonderful. ^ ^u -.-u

Ryan: Yep. Even though I wasn't worried I'd be raped anyway since you'd definitely hurt him if he did.

John:=.= Yes, hopefully there would be a very heavy object to knock him out with...although he's smart, so he'd probably take care of me first and make me watch. >,>

Ryan: Yeah. Wait, make you watch? Why would he do that?.?

John:Cuz he's fucked up. -.- I moved over to his place all those years ago and thought he'd murder me in my sleep or something. >,> He's a sadistic psychopath.

Ryan: Oh god, I'm really glad he didn't rape me then. I'd have probably died! But uh....Enough abou your friends....Do you have anything you want for dinner tonight?

John:Uh....well, why don't we have pizza and breadsticks and breadsticks and rolls? ^ ^

Ryan: Hm. Sounds good to me. ^ ^

John:Great. ^ ^ And I'm gonna make a vanilla-strawberry-cherry fruit shake. Well, enough for multiple servings. *gets up, going to the kitchen*

Ryan: Yeah you go ahead with that while I make our pizza. *follows him into the kitchen*

John:So while we were up at E3-- specifically when I was at that bar, the PR guy from the cruise was up there and said he was watching the stream and knew when the PokeMMO got unwrapped. He was so happy he could make us happy. And that I didn't betray his trust and stuff. I'm so glad I decided to tell you to keep it a secret. For a while I was just thinking of letting you stream it. ^ ^u