In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

John:Old age will still come...plus the longer you postpone it the harder it hits, I'm sure. It's just a natural body function for it to fall apart in such a way.

Ryan: I know, but it's still a long way to go. You shouldn't kill yourself when you just start getting wrinkles and such. They'll charge me with murder.

John:Pfft. They've got ways of determining murder and suicide apart. Signs of struggle, drugs in my body to keep me asleep or knocked out, the angle of the shot taken, stuff like that. They'd know it wasn't you.

Ryan: Well alright. Do you want me to call the police to pick up your body after your suicide or what?

John:Just report that I'm missin'. I'll just do it in a subtle location in the woods or something. I give five to ten years before I do it, though.

Ryan: just remember to be courteous enough to kiss me one last time before you out yourself.

John:Oh? How romantic. M'kay, sure. ^ ^ *starts heading back to the computer room* A shame they still haven't figured out immortality and stuff. >,> I'd happily stick around then. Of course overpopulation would get even worse.

Ryan: Yeah. Especially since men never lose their ability to have kids. i wonder why that is though? That's just so strange.

John:Their bodies wouldn't be able to naturally have kids. Without a c-section the baby would tear them apart, or demand too much of their bodies during growth in the belly.

Ryan: I meant why they can still keep making kids.

John:Derp. Well, men don't have to worry about bearing the kid or anything. So it doesn't matter in their case.

Ryan: I guess so. It's probably another evolutionary thing too. From back when men had barbed penises and woman always got themselves into orgies with several men.

John:Strange how we lost barbed penises when we need them most right now with all this overpopulation crap. >,>

Ryan: no, the barb was for when it was okay to have orgies and such. We lost them when monogamy was invented apparently.

John:Well we'll lose'em soon enough since marriage is a lot less popular than it used to be and divorces are still more popular than marriages. ^ ^

Ryan: Exactly. I think it's better if couples just live together anyway and if they start fighting, they can break up. No marriage means no headaches.

John:Yeah. No idea why gays fought for that right so hard. It's a religious practice anyway. Gays know they'd be going to hell.

Ryan: Well unlike us, humans are bent on the idea that marriage is the ultimate form of love and trust. If you ask me, marriages are divorce headaches waiting to happen.

John:Yeah. If people want the ultimate form of love and trust, they should talk to BDSM couples. They're sick in the head, but those weirdos know a thing or two about trusting their partner to remain calm while letting their husband or wife torture them.

Ryan: Exactly. Especially in a full body leather suit. Those things are just terrifying.

John:I mean, what's the meaning in marriage if you can just back out of it? I think people should be forced to stick with it if they commit. People take all the wrong things seriously.

Ryan: Well there's certain sects of religion that forbid divorce and divorce is already complicated enough. it's not like people can sign off their own marriages and be done with it. there's property that needs to be split up and such.

John:Still, it shouldn't even be possible. It's their own damned faults. It was a decision meant to either prove to everyone you're a good judge of character and are trustworthy, or you're screwed until one of you dies.

Ryan: Yeah. Then you realize the line "Till death do us part" is really a goal. *giggles*

John:Yeah, if you really screwed up your decision and just want it to be over.