In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

Ryan: Oh man that's taking this relationship waaaaay the crap back. We met on the message boards of a flash game a very long time ago. that's also how I met Marcus and my boyfriend. And so we've pretty much known each other forever since meeting. I guess I'm really lucky to know him as a friend, huh? So you guys wanna see some 'splorin'? You got any quests for us, Jon?

Sarge: Yes! Yes I do, in fact. We've to travel all the way to Vainer Palace, disguised as Thalmor, and fuck shit up from the inside. Er, might be paraphrasing the quest log a bit, but that's the basic gist, I think.

Ryan: oh, i remember that quest. i had that on a separate play through. Alright, let's do us some things! We're doing things with a director guys! *makes his character run forward* So lead on, Jon. While we have that, there is another comment addressed to me. "How long have you been seeing John" Oh, we've been together as a couple for a little over a year now. It's almost two years.

(in the game, a dragon swoops down and starts breathing flames over the two players)
Jon: AA! HOLY SHIT! The dragons have come from Skyrim! *fires off a few arrows at it, before running away* RETREAT!

Ryan: Oh don't be such a baby. I'll show you a real man! Take that foul beast! *makes his character run up to the dragon and swing a great sword at it* Yeah! Manly Ryan is here! Hehe.

Marcus:*relaxes and read A DnD novel.*Hmmmm. I wonder.

John:So Ryan, are you gonna interview Razor as well? I mean, looks like you could hit two birds with one stone here.

Ryan: uh, yeah, i'll go get Mark. *pauses the game and goes to get Marcus* hey mark, wanna come joint he AMA stream?

Marcus:Sure what are you guys covering today?

Ryan: We're not covering anything, we're streaming games and answering questions, I told everyone I'd have you and Sarge on, so come on.

Marcus marks his place and gets up following her.

John:*half-rotating in his chair left to right* Hope this isn't a mistake. Poor guy might end up telling them information that's already been leaked.

*him.

Ryan: Alright, here we are. *gets back in his chair* Okay everyone, I have a good friend of mine who's a guy from Nintendo of America. So along with my friend Jon and myself, you have him to ask questions.... *looks at the chat* no, John doesn't wanna be bothered right now. And no, i will not kiss him on screen. best not distract him.

John:Heh, well at this point the part where I didn't wanna be bothered is kind of breached, but whatever. The latter part seems a little inappropriate with everyone in here though.

Ryan: Yeah, that would just be really embarrassing since it would not only be you and everyone here, but there's also 348 people watching....

Marcus:So what do you Viewers wanna know?

Ryan: just read the chat and look for any questions addressed to you, friend. *unpauses the game*

Marcus:Alright. *looks out for questions* Ah here's one. Can you give us any info on the next Pokemon game. Well we are working on some new and refining some of the older mechanics of the game. But I won't spoil anything yet.

Ryan: And I probably will do the next pokemon game as an LP, but it'll have to be blind.

Marcus:I could help you out sometime if you need it Ryan.

John:It alright if I join in on some of that Summerset multiplayer?.? How's that dragon fight? It already over?

Sarge: Well, the dragon ate me. Oh my god, my countless hours of playing Skyrim and Valenwood have not helped me here are all. Heheheh! Yeah, join in Porky.

Ryan: Sure, you can join in, John. Should make things more exciting.

John logs onto the server, his Breton character having a frost elemental accompany him fancy crossbow in hand, and being clothed in a black and gold hooded mage's robe and a small swarm of reanimated corpses, large and small beasts and humanoids swarm the dragon, most of them being incinerated as they mindless charged to their doom. Though the frost elemental powers through as the swarm was more or less a meat shield for it, and it melee the dragon in the face as it goes to eat a nearby minion.

John:Well that didn't quite turn out the way I imagined it. *his character fires a frost-enchanted bolt into the dragon's neck, the projectile exploding on impact and coating a large area in pretty, reflective frost* SO yeah, a ranged conjurer, dabbling a bit in enchantment and alteration. I like crossbows for the armor penetration passive on them. I like getting more per shot is all.

Ryan: Yeah. I just do a little bit of fire and healing but mostly just use great swords. I do like 'em big. And that's also what she said. *giggles*