In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

John:Yeah. No more cowering behind a spray can or hoping you don't miss when swatting at or stepping on them.

Ryan: Yeah, just going at and swatting at them. It would be so nice.

John:Mhm. But they're assholes so we just have to deal with it. My parents always expected me to do shit out in the summer, but it was just impossible. No protection from those bastards until night came around. So I had to cut grass at night. >,>

Ryan: Well that's pretty awkward. i guess you got a lot of bees and such, huh?

John:Yes...my mom had a tendency to not shut door, so in some summers we had as many as 20 wasps in our utility room over the summer. Which was our primate point of exit to do yard work. One even got as far in as our shower, and my mom tried to force me to take a shower with the wasp still in the curtains. >,>

Ryan: hehe, I only got ants and little itty bitty spiders in my shower.

John:I usually didn't get anything...but I knew I wasn't gonna shower till that thing was dead. It almost stung my mom. ^ ^ Um, how long does this cook for?.?

Ryan: Not too long. Just till the crust is a nice golden brown.

John:Alright...anything in particular you wanna grow?.?

Ryan: Cucumbers....Pretty much. I like cucumbers.

John:Why?.? The seemed rather tasteless. Juicy, but tasteless...

Ryan: That's why i like them. they don't have a significant taste. To me, it's like eating water.

John:Hm, good point. Though for my water-eating tendencies I gravitate towards ice. But I can see the appeal of cucumbers.

Ryan: yeah. They're so nice to eat as a snack when they're all cut up into slices.

John:Are there any recipes you'd use with it? I mean I like tasteless food as much as the-- ok, not really. I like my food sweet like you do. ^ ^u I doubt I'd even eat a cucumber if it were submerged in chocolate...*shrugs*

Ryan: I'd have more chances of putting on a thong than with a chocolate covered cucumber. but really, cucumbers are the only things I can think that I wanna personally grow.

John:Hm. I just wanna have more pure ingredients for all our food. Too bad some of the best stuff can only be made by using cows.

Ryan: And cows are expensive too.

John:Exactly why we're not getting any cows. ^ ^

Ryan: Yep. *checks the pizza* Meh, five more minutes.

John:*yawns, leaning on the back of the chair* Whew...kinda tired...*blinks* After this pizza, definitely going to bed. =.=

Ryan: Alright. 8takes out the pizza and sets it on the table before getting out a pizza cutter* but before that, it's dinner time. *starts cutting up the pizza*

John:Yeah. ^ ^ Too bad it still kinda has to cool as well...

Ryan: Bah cooling's for sissies. *takes a couple of slices and puts them on a plat before sitting down at the table* Kinda hurt my fingers. >,<

John:Yeah, I'll wait some....I don't wanna burn my mouth and tongue again. ^ ^u