In Real Life [wouldn't let me call it IRL, needs more than 4 letters]

Ryan: Well I just think i really nedd to clean myself out is all.

John:Well, okay then. I'm sure you can buy disposable ones at a pharmacy or whatever. Should be very easy to use.

Ryan: Yeah, I'll be sure to pick one up tomorrow.

John:Well...*finishes one last slice* G'night! ^ ^ *goes to their room and after a bunch of stuff goes to sleep*

Ryan: Alright then. Guess I'll go get an enema now while I still have it on my mind. *leaves the room*

~Morning~

John:*sits up* I'm never gonna get a good night's sleep. *sighs and yawns while stretching* Fuuuuck's sake...

Ryan: *comes into the room* Morning. Made pancakes. not sure if they're how we like them or not cuz I had to use the Lou. Enema and pizza and all. I'll tell you, i feel a whole lot lighter now. ^ ^

John:Oh, well good. ^ ^ Hope it wasn't too painful or anything. *rubs his eyes as he get out of bed, moving out toward the kitchen*

Ryan: Well not really. *follows John* So anything you wanna do today? Game-wise? i got my recordings to do otherwise.

John:Well we could play the MMO, any of the minecraft spin-off-clones. Up for any of those.

Ryan: Well let's play the MMO.

John:M'kay. *sits at a chair and starts eating his pancakes* Yeah, they're fine. Not like one can really screw up pancakes anyway.

Ryan: Even if they're burnt? *sits down next to John and pours blueberry syrup over his pancakes after they've been cut up and spread out on the plate*

John:Well...burnt usually doesn't ruin them too much if the syrup and butter is strong enough to overpower the taste.

Ryan: Like blueberry syrup. ^ ^ At least to me anyway.

John:I don't really have a preference. As long as there's syrup, it's fine. ^ ^ *starts eating*

Ryan: Well that is true. And neither do i, but if there's blueberry syrup, i gotta have it.

John:Should've asked you this a long time ago...do you prefer colder weather or warmer weather?

Ryan: Colder weather, but I don't like being cold myself. I know I'm weird.

John:Good. ^ ^ I prefer feeling relatively warm in a colder climate. Also like having an excuse to wear a coat. Plus cold weather's cuddle weather.

Ryan: That is true. They do always say that.

John:*finishes* Ah. ^ ^ *drinks some strawberry milk* I wonder why people usually don't get into relationships with people who are similar to them? People normally say opposites attract but....eh, I'm not seeing that here and I think we're doing pretty good.

Ryan: i thought that's what dating sites did for people? Pair people up on similarities? But yeah, we're so similar that it works.

John:Pretty sure dating sites ask about what you're looking for in a partner, that's all. *sighs* e.e I loves strawberry milk.

Ryan: I know you do. And so do I. ^ ^ But yeah, they might. I dunno. i've never need to go on one.