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John:Yeah...plus they never taste better than the cheap stuff to me anyway. So wait, did we have any places in mind to go to or were we just gonna check out what was going on up on deck?

Ryan: Unless you had something special in mind for right now.

John:Nope! *starts off down the hallway* Dodododo...so wanna go to the beach at any of the island later?.?

Ryan: Sure, that'd be fun, i guess.

John:I personally hate the beach, but certain islands have exclusive little fruit slushies sold by the cruise line to promote people getting off there. e.e They're amazing. Plus the cups are huge and are souvenirs, ja.

Ryan: Huh. I imagine you and your folks always brought the cups home with you, huh?

John:Nah. *enters an elevator going up* They only did that the first time. The only annoying thing they did was take half a gigabyte's worth of pictures a cruise. Literally. Whne we cruised a ship for the first time, they took a gigabyte's worth. And they wondered why their camera couldn't hold any more pictures. >,>

Ryan: Well I don't really wanna take that many pictures to send to mommy.... just a few I think she'd like.

John:Well I don't mind how many pictures you take. In their case I had to copy them onto their computers, upload them to facebook...ugh. This cruise is more or less a one-time thing unless there's some other special event in the future, I'd say, so it's not a big deal, taking pictures.

Ryan: Well just one cruise will be enough for me. It will be fun, i'm sure.

John:Yeah...my parents used to take two every year. They got boring pretty fast. Only good thing about them was the food. The internet was ridiculously slow. And by now it probably costs like a dollar a minute to use their shitty internet.

Ryan: Well that sucks. I'll need to record all the vlogs and upload them at home.

John:Or we could just hack into someone's personal wireless connection. ^ ^

Ryan: i guess we could do that.

John:It's really easy. I mean, it was easy when we were teens but now it's even easier. ^ ^

~Pool Deck~

John:Here we are. Nice view of New York, kinda warm out...and lots of people who aren't traps. *sighs* I always expect so many traps when I get on a ship.

Ryan: Well I'm a trap, so you don't have to worry about hunting for traps on here. But yeah, new York always looks nice....To people who like a lot of man-made everything.

John:Yep, don't care for it myself. Chose to have our house in the forest for a reason after all. Cities have too many people, too much stuff. *hugs Ryan with one arm as they walk* But you're right about the trap thing. I mean, you're better than most since you actually were trying to look like a trap. All the others do it by being lucky. And they aren't even complete traps. Always some small flaws. Anything you particularly excited about?.?

Ryan: Hmmm.... Not really. I've never been on a cruise before so i dunno what to expect or get excited about.

John:Well yeah, true, but even the stuff like going to islands....well actually, neither of us are the type to go out and explore island or anything, so I guess there isn't much for you to be excited about. Even I'm only excited about the food.

Ryan: Well I'm sure this completely boring vacation excuse will be good for vlogging anyway.

John:It certainly will. I'm sure most of your audience has only been on a cruise once, if not at all. Plus it'll play to their little, "Baw! A couple on a cruise! So romantic!" thoughts that they'll surely get when they hear the word "cruise". I can't wait to make a quadruple cheeseburger. =.= Oh, and there are some nice places on this ship. Like a Ben and Jerry's and a 80s-styled restaurant with mini-burgers called sliders...there's also a helicopter pad we can go to if you wanna hang out on the bow. It's a nice view, though it's best for night time stuff because it gets really hot and there's no shade.

Ryan: There's a Ben and Jerry's here? Oh man, Ben and Jerry's.... Milk and cookies ice cream.

John:I tend to go for oreo cookie milkshakes myself. And they always ask if you want whipped cream on top. ^ ^

Ryan: Yeah, the whipped cream is always really good on milkshakes. Funny how my brother never liked whipped cream.

John:I used to eat the stuff straight from the container when there was no ice cream. ^ ^ Ben and Jerry's is probably the only restaurant I recognize. Well, besides Johnny Rockets. Ice cream's kind of expensive tho- oh wait, there's also Starbucks. Love their iced coffee.